Notes from an overheard conversation from a car attempting a right turn

“Oh! Now what?”

“Sir, see the lit sign up there? You cannot turn right.”

“But did you not see the car right in front of me turning right?”

“Sir, if a person jumped off a bridge, would you follow?”

“Yes.”

“You must be very smart then.”

“And selective enforcement of the laws leads to distrust of the police.”

“Sir—”

“Oh look! The ‘No Right Turn’ sign is off now! Gotta go! Bye!”

“I don't think it's wise to taunt the poice like that.”

“Down with the Man! Power to the people! Yo!”